January 2010
3 tags
Harry > Horny
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey u horny? You: no, i’m harry Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jan 27th
3 tags
I'm the retard?
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Can I ask you a question? Stranger: yup You: Are they really taking the hobbits to Isengard? Stranger: lol…u r retard Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jan 26th
3 tags
Awkward...
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey you! Oh my goodness, I was getting so worried! But you’re here now… It’s ok! You: So are you going to pick me up before school again? Because if you don’t… Then I don’t know what I’ll do. Perhaps walk out into the woods and get lost, be depressive and block my whole...
Jan 26th
3 tags
>:|
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HHHHAAAAI YALL! You: Miley Cyrus? Stranger: Yeeeah its me! You: Oh shit… You have disconnected.
Jan 26th
3 tags
you're a woman, 'arry.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: You’re a woman, Harry. Stranger: So I don’t get to go to Hogwarts, I must stay in the kitchen, you say? You: The house-elves will be there with you. Stranger: But the house-elves don’t help, they just get drunk on Butterbeer You: You’re going to have a lot of work to do then,...
Jan 26th
Granger, you fiend.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: helloo You: (I want to get inside the room of requirment to see what Draco is doing…) SHIT, WHY DOES THIS FUCKING DOOR NEVER WORK!? Stranger: are you Neville Longbottom? You: LOL You: that pussy? You: Oh, hell no. Stranger: I think he’s cool. Harry is annoying You: WHAT THE FUCK!? CAN I NOT WIN...
Jan 26th
the first and possibly funniest.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: So, hows your mother? You: Dead, how’s yours? Stranger: Ouch, Stranger: I should d/c now.. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jan 26th