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get out your tampons, worlds gayest quiz

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
i do think, i do
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
yerp
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
lmfao biggest oxymoron ever
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
always do
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
everyone. absolutely everyone… no one.
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
this is a dumb question
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
cheeky tumbla
8. How often do you listen to music?
everyday i suppose
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
da fuq r sweatz
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
yes. oh wait…
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
i want to say social, but then i’m sat on tumblr doing this on a saturday night…
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
yes
13. What about ‘R’?
no
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
erm yes?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
nah mert
16. Are you going out of town soon?
stalkerstalker no
17. When was the last time you cried?
yesterday :(
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
yes
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
NO POND GREEN EYES FOR LIFE
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
It has ‘sat’ in the name of it and that’s something i’m not okay with
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
aww yh xoxo
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
yep
24. What are you sitting on right now?
ma bed
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
yes
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
a cheeseburger. always a cheeseburger.
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
boyf
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
not really actually
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
primark mwah
30. Does anyone hate you?
most likely
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
i did then my mum cleaned them up and ruined the fun
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
totes
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
not one little bit
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
1997. Third year of my life. Tough one. Really tough.
35. Did you have a dream last night?
no :(
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
today
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
probably no
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
yes
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
who do you think i am- who wrote this thing
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
half and half
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
yes
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
i guess so yeah
44. What’s the best part about school?
food
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
not even one… yes i do
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
thehehehehehe all da tym
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
yep
48. Were you single over the last summer?
no
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
obviously not, it’s two years on…
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
NOTHING AT ALL
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
do you hate the last guy YOU had a conversation with? I don’t.
52. Are you nice to everyone?
i’d really like to say yes… lmao
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
yep
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
nope
56. Do you think you like someone?
i love ‘em
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
why are you asking me this again? no
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
i have no preference
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
pretty sure EVERYONE has seen me cry
60. Do you hate anyone?
yep
61. How’s your heart?
good thanks, how’s yours?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
yep
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
yep
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
no one i hope lmfao what
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
LMFAO HOW SPECIFIC
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
no? what is a mistake kiss? like when you trip into their lips? stupid.
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
oh this gets better and better
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
ahahaha no?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
boyf
70. How do you look right now?
sexy as fuck
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
yes
72. Can you commit to one person?
yes
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
yes
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
no
75. Did you wake up cranky?
i woke up awake
76. Are you a jealous person?
maybe…
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
yes
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
you and this dumb quiz
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
everyone
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
buy tingz
81. Last person you cried in front of?
ma mumma
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
there are a lot of people i won’t forget…
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
guessing so
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
holding hands and singing hymns
85. Are you over your past?
pretty sure everyones over the past… because… it’s the past
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
naha
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
YES BUT I’M PRETTY SURE I’VE ANSWERED THIS
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
how spontaneous and unexpected.
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
no
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
i very much hope so
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
LMAO yes
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
what are these questions!? no
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
good thanks
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
yes indeed
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
oh would i lie to you? he’s lovelyyyy
97. Who do you have texts from?
my dog and her mates
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
we’d have a few issues
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
yes
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
me boyf
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
i have no bloody idea
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
no… i have received a caterpillar in the post though

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I like to work out whether I’ve been paid or not by attempting to buy something off Amazon.

Should have gone for something cheap really, and not an £11.90 book. Oho, yes, I have been paid.